The Johnsons: Press

"The Johnsons are so talented, I am sexually attracted to them."

The Johnsons almost got shot on Memorial Day after singing a song called "Mile High Club" and dedicating it to the troops. All Southwestern jewelry 25% off this week at the Mercantile and two for one Schlitz longnecks at the Jac Kass Saloon Thursday nights.

"The Johnsons are tremendous musicians. I heard their music and had to get them on my show."

"Get the hell out of my yard, and don't come back!"

The Johnsons were spotted in Cabazon Saturday, filming a local commercial for Cabazon's own Three Way Chevrolet. The boys had composed a theme song for the auto mega-plex and were handing out free oil change coupons for Blood, Sweat, and Gears in Banning. Come on down and see the great selection of Pre-Used Low gas Mileage beauties at Three Way Chevrolet, where you always wind up on top! Three Way Chevrolet is located at the intersection of highways 24, 57, and 5 in Cabazon. Just look for the big Three Way billboard.